Since apparently there’s some sort of soccer* thing going on, now seemed like a good time to dump this one on ya. The internet tells me the World Cup only happens every four years so I guess that makes it kinda like the Olympics of soccer. Or does that make the Olympics the World Cup of sports no one normally cares about? Well either way this one ends how a lotta things around here seem to end- with children paying the price.
*Or “futbol” if you’re from somewhere that doesn’t call soccer “soccer”.