Double-Edged Inheritance

I have a fair number of useful tools and home appliances and whatnot around here. I should start giving them names and titles to make them more powerful. Let’s seeee… this chair I’m sitting in is kinda sucky. From now on, it shall be known as Sitticus, The Ass-Holder. Ooh yeah, that’s more comfortable already. What else, what else…? Well I was gonna fix the leaky faucet in the kitchen eventually, but I think I know a better way. Faucet, I dub thee Atacamadon, The Unbreakable Dam. That stack of dirty dishes is gonna be dry as a bone the next time I put something on top of it. I should turn this into a business.

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  • Evil This

    Weld, huh?